The Joy of Being Forgotten
We love being forgotten.
We smile at a lack of recognition.
We crave not to be talked about.
'The simple truth is, we exist to protect against the sort of bedtime nasties none should need to worry about.
We protect people, or more specifically, we protect beds.
We ensure all the little bedtime secrets, from bed bugs to bodily fluids, are safe with us.
We make protection for mattresses and other bedding, and when people don't know we're there, it means they're sleeping easy.
And so are we.
After all, no one wants to lose sleep on - or over - their mattress.